Is this how devoid of compassion some humans have become? I'm flabbergasted.
This hospital needs to sort itself out. Pronto-ish too. Idiots.
Hold on, you've got a queen and you can't even treat her properly? I know this great place guys, it's called Archway, got a lovely bridge there, nice and high, if you could all just attach an anvil to your arms and throw yourselves off the bridge we'd all be made up YOU WASTEBOXES.
.............they suck man
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Wednesday, 11 August 2010
There really is! I'm just too cool for shcool
*provides evidence* *folds arms* Told you.
Check this story out as well, ha ha *inb4thefamiliaryankjokesresurface*
Silly sausages!
Check this story out as well, ha ha *inb4thefamiliaryankjokesresurface*
Silly sausages!
Boo boop, boo boop (F**k Urban FM :D)
Boopboopboopboopboop etc. What's 'appnin? Sweet?
Pretty sad tale this. My thoughts and condolences are with his family and friends.
Moving on, I experienced something of a long evening yesterday ¬¬ furthermore, I'll tell you the story of yesterday's "Urban Tales".
I get to Barbican station. There's no Hammersmith & City line service between Edgware Road and Hammersmith. Okay. I take the train to Bank instead of Liverpool Street, then endure lengthy walk from Northern line platform to Central line platform.
.....okay.
I sit on a packed, sweltering Central line train for 23 minutes. Walk somewhat shakily out of Shepherd's Bush station. And promptly notice to my consternation that the bus I need to get's pulling away from the station stop. Okay! So I start tearing up the road to the next stop, screeching to a halt at said stop seconds before the bus pulls into it (get in) only problem is I'm now hot and bothered AND THEN AT SHEPHERD'S BUSH MARKET ABOUT A BAJILLION PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS DAIFJGHEFIH so now I'm standing there in this bloody bus with the sweat pouring off and people treading on my toes and elbowing my ribs.
......................................................................ok
The bus takes around a month to make what should be a 15-minute journey before it finally spits me out at my destination. Okay, I'm thinking. That was a shit journey, I'm thinking. But don't watch that I'm thinking. At least I'll be able to give this set a good merk, I'M THINKING
...............(-_(-_-)_-) *my mates and I pulling incredulous faces*
After a shit journey in the rain, all I want is to be able to come in and MC without worrying about the mike lead fucking up or whether the CDJs are going to play silly buggers. Well you can take out the "or" in that last sentence and replace it with "and" because the gremlins were out in full fucking force last night. And that cunt manager of the station even had the cheek to come and interrupt our set to collect his fiver subs. What, do you think I'm going to run away mate? Yeah? So I must look like one of these snotty-nosed little kid MCs I keep seeing online right? One of those guys who would do anything to avoid paying £5 subs because I don't have a salary? Fucking wrong you ugly bastard. Sort your fucking studio out you shitta, making me drag my skin across London for that. Load of shit. Fucker. Try bring his dog in the room on some intimidation tip, fuck your fucking dog and fuck fucking Urban FM with a broken Supermalt bottle.
Pretty sad tale this. My thoughts and condolences are with his family and friends.
Moving on, I experienced something of a long evening yesterday ¬¬ furthermore, I'll tell you the story of yesterday's "Urban Tales".
I get to Barbican station. There's no Hammersmith & City line service between Edgware Road and Hammersmith. Okay. I take the train to Bank instead of Liverpool Street, then endure lengthy walk from Northern line platform to Central line platform.
.....okay.
I sit on a packed, sweltering Central line train for 23 minutes. Walk somewhat shakily out of Shepherd's Bush station. And promptly notice to my consternation that the bus I need to get's pulling away from the station stop. Okay! So I start tearing up the road to the next stop, screeching to a halt at said stop seconds before the bus pulls into it (get in) only problem is I'm now hot and bothered AND THEN AT SHEPHERD'S BUSH MARKET ABOUT A BAJILLION PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS DAIFJGHEFIH so now I'm standing there in this bloody bus with the sweat pouring off and people treading on my toes and elbowing my ribs.
......................................................................ok
The bus takes around a month to make what should be a 15-minute journey before it finally spits me out at my destination. Okay, I'm thinking. That was a shit journey, I'm thinking. But don't watch that I'm thinking. At least I'll be able to give this set a good merk, I'M THINKING
...............(-_(-_-)_-) *my mates and I pulling incredulous faces*
After a shit journey in the rain, all I want is to be able to come in and MC without worrying about the mike lead fucking up or whether the CDJs are going to play silly buggers. Well you can take out the "or" in that last sentence and replace it with "and" because the gremlins were out in full fucking force last night. And that cunt manager of the station even had the cheek to come and interrupt our set to collect his fiver subs. What, do you think I'm going to run away mate? Yeah? So I must look like one of these snotty-nosed little kid MCs I keep seeing online right? One of those guys who would do anything to avoid paying £5 subs because I don't have a salary? Fucking wrong you ugly bastard. Sort your fucking studio out you shitta, making me drag my skin across London for that. Load of shit. Fucker. Try bring his dog in the room on some intimidation tip, fuck your fucking dog and fuck fucking Urban FM with a broken Supermalt bottle.
Tuesday, 10 August 2010
Awful news
I've pretty much been in shock since yesterday evening. Can't believe it.
R.I.P. Smokey.
I've not seen him for around 2 years but nevertheless. I shouldn't be receiving news of his loss. Not like that. It's a genuine tragedy for everyone who knew him, however faintly, and my thoughts and best wishes are with all of his close friends and family at this difficult time.
From what I knew of Smokey, I can say that he was a genuinely good person. Rest in peace.
R.I.P. Smokey.
I've not seen him for around 2 years but nevertheless. I shouldn't be receiving news of his loss. Not like that. It's a genuine tragedy for everyone who knew him, however faintly, and my thoughts and best wishes are with all of his close friends and family at this difficult time.
From what I knew of Smokey, I can say that he was a genuinely good person. Rest in peace.
Monday, 9 August 2010
Back on the other side
What's 'appnin?! Been a wee while since I've updated here, you can blame Messrs Courvoisier, E+J, Malibu, Disaronno, Stella Artois, Kronenbourg and Tiger for that.
All now my liver's refusing to talk to me =( keep trying to bell him up but he's airing out all my calls, the little f**ker.
Aaanyway what's new in my world? Well Pulse did another of his arty-farty guitar remixes, and I reckon this may be his best one yet:
And check my pal Nico on the blog feature here. Big face all over the ting. Big up. I feel as if I'm going to have to get in contact once my E.P. promotion trail starts.....
.....which could be as early as next week, my plan at present is to be in the studio on Wednesday wrapping up the last couple of collab tunes, and I should be good to go. Which is good. I'm looking forward to putting it out there, and believe me when I say you should be looking forward to it. If you don't believe me ask Nico, he'll tell you what the levs are saying.
So that's that for now, I'm going to spend the next few hours kicking around doing a biddabidda this and a biddabidda that, have you got something to get on with this week? Get that in!
Let's go get those doubting b*****s together eh?! *Braveheart face*
All now my liver's refusing to talk to me =( keep trying to bell him up but he's airing out all my calls, the little f**ker.
Aaanyway what's new in my world? Well Pulse did another of his arty-farty guitar remixes, and I reckon this may be his best one yet:
And check my pal Nico on the blog feature here. Big face all over the ting. Big up. I feel as if I'm going to have to get in contact once my E.P. promotion trail starts.....
.....which could be as early as next week, my plan at present is to be in the studio on Wednesday wrapping up the last couple of collab tunes, and I should be good to go. Which is good. I'm looking forward to putting it out there, and believe me when I say you should be looking forward to it. If you don't believe me ask Nico, he'll tell you what the levs are saying.
So that's that for now, I'm going to spend the next few hours kicking around doing a biddabidda this and a biddabidda that, have you got something to get on with this week? Get that in!
Let's go get those doubting b*****s together eh?! *Braveheart face*
Monday, 2 August 2010
Is that how you're going on son?
This guy has gone from being a joker in the church I used to go to, to being a bloody great footballing prospect. Brilliant effort, well proud of him. He'd better select Ghana though ¬¬
This week belongs to me
Not just Thursday. I'm claiming the whole of this week yeah? Schweet.
Anyway how was your weekend? *Family Guy Stewie voice* Good? Feel relaxed? Ready to tackle the next 7 days head-on? Gonna get that novel finished? You know, the one you've been working on for a while?
....yeah course you are *winks and gives thumbs up signal*
Check this out by the way, this was a pretty good way to round off what was very much a GRIME week this week just gone. Big up Pulse every time, some musically multi-faceted motherf**ker (did. You. Clock. That. ALLITERATION! I'm a f**king genius!)
Right that's your lot for now, I've got a newsletter to finish. Safe. Don't forget this is my week, not yours, you can have any of the remaining 19 or so weeks after this one. Nice one.
Anyway how was your weekend? *Family Guy Stewie voice* Good? Feel relaxed? Ready to tackle the next 7 days head-on? Gonna get that novel finished? You know, the one you've been working on for a while?
....yeah course you are *winks and gives thumbs up signal*
Check this out by the way, this was a pretty good way to round off what was very much a GRIME week this week just gone. Big up Pulse every time, some musically multi-faceted motherf**ker (did. You. Clock. That. ALLITERATION! I'm a f**king genius!)
Right that's your lot for now, I've got a newsletter to finish. Safe. Don't forget this is my week, not yours, you can have any of the remaining 19 or so weeks after this one. Nice one.
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