Somebody slap me!

LOL jk, if you slap me you'd better be my height and build mate.

But listen, Avalanch is back after his mixtape "No Invititation" with a free promotional offering called "Somebody Slap Me", which is pretty much a straight collab with Relentless, who provided all the beats for the release (you'll hear one or two of his bits on Truth Hurts as well, he's something of a not-that-secret weapon). Download that here, it's a decent release still.

Anyway *puts on market stall apron* what's 'appnin? Good weekend yeah? Mine was pretty good still, especially yesterday afternoon, although I'm currently trawling the net trying to find Manuel Alfuckingmunia's address so I can roll to his gaff and do my best to make him want to leave the Arsenal, the fucker. He just loves getting beaten at his near post doesn't he? Any David Eggnog and you let him score and think he's good, you shitta! ¬¬

But then Reina's rick was bloody classic wdgjeruigheurwghwierugh cheers pal, everyone's a winner! Your £5K stake on the score draw went in, and we didn't lose; saaaaaaaaaaafe! :D

*re-adjusts gassed hat* That's the sort of test that'll make us champions come next May, mark my words, this, THIS, is Arsenal's year again. All the signs are there *what signs mate* *don't question man ¬¬* that this is the year where we'll come again as a force to be reckoned with in English and, for that matter, world football. Watch.

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